Christmas,

Jim asked his wife, Christine, what she wanted for Christmas. They'd been together for 30 years and he wanted to buy her something special.
"I want to get you something that you will remember this year. Would you like a new leather coat?" he asked.
"Not really," said Christine.
"Well, how about a new Mercedes sports car?" said Jim.
"No," she responded.
"What about a holiday home abroad?" he suggested.
She again rejected his offer.
"Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Jim asked.
"Jim, I'd like a divorce," answered Christine.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning on spending that much," said Jim.